Daily Archives: October 13, 2004

Oh, Britney.

I knew it.

The second she got married, I said, “I can’t wait for the inevitable story in which Britney announces that she wants to change her name, because she has some misguided idea that it will prove they’re for real.”

This wasn’t quite that on-point, but I love where she says that she thinks society won’t allow her to change it. Honey, you can do whatever you want. Society doesn’t give a shit, as long as you keep throwing stuff at the paparazzi so we can laugh and laugh and laugh at what you’ve become.